Nkiru Oh
Disclaimer: all the names in this write-up are fictitious and bear no semblance to anyone dead or alive.
Runaway husband? Can't recollect the last time I read that in the dailies. Yea, I know about runaway brides or wives. I know separation and or divorce are on the increase. But a runaway husband, as in literally running away? Nah...that ain't common at all!
My co-worker, Juma, told me one of the juiciest stories ever! Banfa and Ramota were High school sweethearts. After graduating college, they wedded in a private ceremony in one of the Caribbean islands. That was thirty-five years ago. Their marriage was blessed with four children, two boys and two girls. According to Juma, apart from Banfa's occasional complaints of his wife's increasing rigidity and declining bedmatics, Ramota was not aware of the her husband's ruse until she saw the divorce papers. The rest is now history.
Six months after his divorce, 65 year-old Banfa married the sexy bombshell, Jayatu. After wedding in an elaborate ceremony in Las Vegas, the lovebirds settled in one of the upscale cities of California. Within two months of living together as man and wife, rumors started circulating that Jayatu was cheating. Juma attested to seeing her in a compromising position with two different men who were not related to her or her husband. First time was on their wedding night, second was six weeks after the wedding. You ask why she did not tell her uncle? Well she said didn't want to risk being 'disowned' as was the case with whoever did not support the union!
This year marks their second wedding anniversary and Banfa has already made history! Are you still there? Brace yourself for the juiciest part please! Three weeks ago, Juma got an unexpected visitor in her two-bedroom apartment here in New Jersey! Banfa has run away from both his wife and their eight-bedroom-four full-bath mansion in California! Why? He is afraid for his dear life! Juma is now making sense of the numerous male-enhancing drugs she saw on the nightstand each time she visited her uncle and his new wife. He has taken so many of those drugs that he is afraid of dying of stroke or heart-attack! To make matters worse, even with enhancers, Banfa still could not keep up with the sexual demands of his 24 year-old heartthrob! To cut the long story short, he has filed for divorce! He detests his wife so much that he would not address her by name. He refers to her as "the murderess", and swore that she planned to literally "kill him with sex" so as to take all his money! Or how could anyone explain to him Jayatu's huge apetite for sex? She would not even allow him time to recuperate, which takes some days, before asking fore more. After he foamed in the mouth and fainted during the last sex marathon, he added two and two and ran away! Yes, Banfa ran away and swore to never go back to "the lion's den", as he now calls the beautiful home he once shared with Jayatu!
"If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it."--Lawana Blackwell
Disclaimer: all the names in this write-up are fictitious and bear no semblance to anyone dead or alive.
Runaway husband? Can't recollect the last time I read that in the dailies. Yea, I know about runaway brides or wives. I know separation and or divorce are on the increase. But a runaway husband, as in literally running away? Nah...that ain't common at all!
My co-worker, Juma, told me one of the juiciest stories ever! Banfa and Ramota were High school sweethearts. After graduating college, they wedded in a private ceremony in one of the Caribbean islands. That was thirty-five years ago. Their marriage was blessed with four children, two boys and two girls. According to Juma, apart from Banfa's occasional complaints of his wife's increasing rigidity and declining bedmatics, Ramota was not aware of the her husband's ruse until she saw the divorce papers. The rest is now history.
Six months after his divorce, 65 year-old Banfa married the sexy bombshell, Jayatu. After wedding in an elaborate ceremony in Las Vegas, the lovebirds settled in one of the upscale cities of California. Within two months of living together as man and wife, rumors started circulating that Jayatu was cheating. Juma attested to seeing her in a compromising position with two different men who were not related to her or her husband. First time was on their wedding night, second was six weeks after the wedding. You ask why she did not tell her uncle? Well she said didn't want to risk being 'disowned' as was the case with whoever did not support the union!
This year marks their second wedding anniversary and Banfa has already made history! Are you still there? Brace yourself for the juiciest part please! Three weeks ago, Juma got an unexpected visitor in her two-bedroom apartment here in New Jersey! Banfa has run away from both his wife and their eight-bedroom-four full-bath mansion in California! Why? He is afraid for his dear life! Juma is now making sense of the numerous male-enhancing drugs she saw on the nightstand each time she visited her uncle and his new wife. He has taken so many of those drugs that he is afraid of dying of stroke or heart-attack! To make matters worse, even with enhancers, Banfa still could not keep up with the sexual demands of his 24 year-old heartthrob! To cut the long story short, he has filed for divorce! He detests his wife so much that he would not address her by name. He refers to her as "the murderess", and swore that she planned to literally "kill him with sex" so as to take all his money! Or how could anyone explain to him Jayatu's huge apetite for sex? She would not even allow him time to recuperate, which takes some days, before asking fore more. After he foamed in the mouth and fainted during the last sex marathon, he added two and two and ran away! Yes, Banfa ran away and swore to never go back to "the lion's den", as he now calls the beautiful home he once shared with Jayatu!
