Friday, June 15, 2012

"My Husband Padlocks My Manhood"-Gay Nigerian Man Cries

This story is a must read! It's a  'rolling on the floor, laughing my head/ass off'' kind of story. It's on Stella Dimoko Korkus' page in Encomium magazine. It's sooo hilarious I have to share it with you, my dear readers...

For introduction, Chika (pictured above left), a Nigerian gay man who lives in Germany, got married to Marc Schwartz (pictured above right) a few years ago, but the union ended in 2010.
In an interview with Stella, Chika affirmed that he has gone back to his former husband Marc. You would not believe what Marc did to Chika to prevent any intrusion to, or misuse of his (Chika's) genitalia! Warning: be ready lo laugh! Read the excerpt below:


Chika to Stella: I'm back with Marc but under lock and key. He locked my penis with a tiny iron rope that hold my waist and is not covered at the back but my front side is covered with aluminum and I can only pee and clean it.

Stella: How long have you had this?
Chika: Four months now.

Stella: Is it not torture for you?
Chika: Well, it won't last long because I am thinking of separating from him. And I will break the key and divorce him and this time it's final, because I can't continue to be a good wife

Stella: So why did he lock it?
Chika: No trust, that's all

Stella: So why did you go back to him after last time you complained of too much sex which was causing you pain?
Chika: That's because I feel for him and also he always comes to beg. I didn't know it will be like this.

Stella: You're complaining now but were you blind when your penis was being padlocked?
Chika: I did it out of love charm not knowing I am imprisoning myself. I am trying to break that key and once it's done that means I am done with him. I am sick and tired of this suffering and smiling marriage because he cheats and still picks on me as if I am a kid and yet padlocked me. This is prison.


Are you kidding me? Is this guy for real? Y'all have a great weekend...and pls, do not allow anyone to lock your unlockables...hihihikikikikihiiihiii...LMAO!


"A man who doesn't trust himself can never truly trust anyone else."  Cardinal de Retz, Memoires

1 comment:

  1. That's very good for him (chika). l wish him more of that...

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